“To aggressively compete against pro-life centers, we’re seen three NY abortion clinics pose as alternative centers to lure confused women who might be seeking help and support, into abortion clinics to possibly undergo abortions they may not want,” Slattery added.

“I walked in looking for prenatal vitamins, officer, and before I knew it they threw me on a gurney and gave me a stealth abortion!”

Yeah, that seems likely. It’s important to remember that even when a woman thinks she knows what she wants, she actually isn’t qualified to know, and she needs the paternalistic religious right to force her to pick the option we know deep down she really wants. Pregnant women are like children; just like them, they aren’t capable of informed consent. And God knows those feminists sure love to abort fetuses, don’t they? Gotta fill up that abortion quota every day, goshdarn it! It’s a little-known fact that every time a woman gets an abortion, somewhere in the world, a feminist gets wings!