In a purr-fect world…

In a purr-fect world…:
My friend Kambri just alerted me to a project she worked on called the Meow Mix House, where apparently 10 cats are living right now in complete and utter luxury. I hate to sat it, but I noticed that there are NO BLACK CATS in the house. The reason why I bring this up is because my cat Smitty often protests that most cat food commercials are racist, saying, “Yo, how come that big fluffy WHITE cat gets all the ching-ching and the bling-bling? Where my Fancy Feast at? Oh – is it CUZ I’M BLACK? It’s cuz I’m black!” I always tell him no, it’s because you’re lazy and maybe if you’d start killing some of the cockraoches around here you’d get some wet food as a reward, but he usually just sulks away and starts drinking again…
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cats like beer? my cat doesn’t….